July 07, 2008

Dammit!

Does anyone know why Daughter insists on making a mess wherever she goes?

Anyone?

Would someone please tell me why Husband seems to be the only one in his family that can rationally talk to anyone? Why he's always the go-to guy?

Or why I can't ever seem to be alone, not even on my class reunion weekend?

Husband tells me he got the 25th off and wants to know when I'm taking off. I don't know, says I, why don't you tell me what you have in mind and I can give you a better answer.

Well, he says, I want to take the kids up to visit my parents.

Dammit!

I said, well, I'd planned on going up alone, maybe farting around at the mall, crap like that. And why can I never be alone?

Fine, says he, and declares he and the kids will drive separately.

I have no problem with him taking the kids to see his folks, for all that they pay no attention to my kids whatsoever, but GODDAMMIT why can I never go anywhere alone?

I mean, somewhere other than the f*cking grocery store.

I am in such a mood right now...

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