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July 09, 2008

I'm A Bitch

You may or may not have noticed that I've been in a bit of a mood lately. Yeah, these past few days have been a source of irritation for me, amplified by the necessities of womanly nature.

Without going into incriminating details, I'll just say that I can't figure out how two people could be so ill-equipped to deal with life that their children have to consistently come to the rescue. All the damn drama, is it any wonder I take cases and cases of alcohol with me to holiday gatherings? I mean, who needs soap operas, I've got in-laws.

But they aren't as good looking. Not by a long shot.

And why is it that classmates get their panties in a twist and actually think that because they didn't receive reunion info that they're being blown off? Has it ever occurred to anyone that after twenty years, keeping track of people I barely knew back then is pretty difficult? When someone moves they don't notify me, so what the hell am I supposed to do? Hire a P.I. to find them?

F*ck no.

I'm going to admit right here and now that, in some sick, twisted way, I enjoy planning the reunions. It makes me feel like I'm doing something...but then all those effing phone calls and e-mails come in and I'm right back to flipping these assholes the double bird, just like I did twenty years ago when I graduated.

Can you believe I actually had someone ask me who was coming before he would book a plane ticket? Like if just the right people weren't there, he wasn't coming.

Well, shove your thumb up your ass and stay the fuck home.

I'm in a shitty damn mood.

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Posted by Groovyvic at 08:30 AM | Comments (4)
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I love when you write like this. I do.

Posted by: david drake at July 9, 2008 07:36 PM

Well then, you should just call me everyday and I could give you an earful.

You know, spare the rest of the world.

Posted by: GroovyVic at July 9, 2008 09:07 PM

I meant it's funny to read you when you write posts like this. When you let off steam you do it really well. The sarcasm is great. No offense was intended.

Posted by: dave drake at July 10, 2008 05:21 PM

Oh I wasn't offended. Sometimes I worry about offending others, though.

Posted by: GroovyVic at July 10, 2008 05:23 PM