November 05, 2005

I hate beetles

You know, those Asian beetle bugs that look like ladybugs but technically aren't. The ones that pinch and then release a stink when you brush them off or something. I hate them. They're all over the southern side of my house, somehow getting in the gaps in the sliding glass door. Bastards. I broke my own rule about sucking them up with the vacuum; I'd ruined two at our old house doing that, and now my practically brand-new vacuum is starting to release that stink when I turn it on.

Bastards. Even my shirt smells now, as I had about a half dozen land on me in the less than a minute it took to walk to my mailbox and back.

Just another fun-filled Saturday afternoon!

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