August 17, 2005

Kill the Wabbitt!

This one will tighten your colon...and probably get those PETA people after me.

Let me begin by saying that we did hit a rabbit on the way home last night. Neither Husband or I thought to look at La Tahoe and we didn't. Therefore, it was quite a shock to me this morning when one of the attendents came out at the gas station to tell me I had a dead rabbitt stuck to my truck.

Yuck.

This woman was nice enough to take the rabbitt off La Tahoe and dispose of it. She was really nice about it...

Bugs Bunny hitching a ride was probably why Pinky, the guy who works on La Tahoe, was pointing at me as I drove by. I just waved and waved...I didn't know any better.

So, after the younglings and I got home from Wal-Mart, I hosed the bunny blood off the garage floor and off the truck. Believe me, I called Husband at work just as soon as I pulled away from the gas station...and he laughed and laughed and laughed.

Anyone who knows me who reads this is probably right now laughing and thinking to themselves that this is "typical Vic."

Oh, hey, I'm a lethal weapon on four wheels. Yeah! I once killed a deer with a Buick Regal.

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