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July 09, 2005

Slave...for poo

If, in fact, Britney Spears is expecting twins, then she will be a slave for poo!

I don't even know why I'm mentioning this, but when the local newscast reported on it last night, I said "WTF?" I mean, it's not like Spears is the first woman to have a baby, or twins, for that matter, so who cares?

Could it be because she walks around in clothes that she obviously didn't get off the KMart or JCPenney maternity racks (like I did), flaunting her growing bosom and belly. Now, seriously ladies, would any of you have done that, in public at least, when you were pregnant?

Or could all this interest stem from the father of growing child, Kevin Federline, a.k.a. K-Fed? I've seen pictures of this, this, um....man...thing...guy...and all I can say is eeeewwww. Take a shower, shave, and get a haircut, boy! (For that matter, you too, Brit.) I mean, the man just looks oily to me.

Having gone through pregnancy and childbirth twice, although not with twins, I can sit back and let loose with a hearty chuckle at all this. I doubt Ms. Spears knows exactly what's in store for her when she leaves the hospital with her little evidence of love. Yes, yes, those "rich and infamous" get nannies or what ever, but still, just the physical changes alone....get a rubber donut girl, you're gonna need it!!

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