May 23, 2005

I am not hip...

I am not cool, I am not trendy.

I was watching "The Fabulous Life of..." on VH1, because I have no life, and well, I was trying to take a nap, and they were talking about how Justin Timberlake went into Harrod's in the middle of the night and spent....$1.7 million! Dollars! Mooola! Dineros!

I thought I was indulging when I went to Kaufmann's and bought a Liz Claiborne purse...that was on sale!

Still another mention was some salon over in London where one can get a hair cut...for $2000!

And I was hyperventilating because I just spent $19 for a cut and style at Penneys. And that was before the tip.

Folks, I guess I'm just too old to care, or too comfortable in my Hanes sweatpants. My niece, and my sister for that matter, laugh at my high waisted jeans. Well, so what if they're up to my rib cage, I still haven't toned that baby flab yet!

But I sat and thought to myself, just what would I do if I had money to burn like that? Probably go crazy at Wal-Mart.

It's true!

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