December 22, 2005
Disgusting cookies
Really, I'm going the store bought route. I just finished baking the gingerbread teddy bears that Son wanted, and they came out looking like turds. Edible turds.
This does nothing to enhance my already crappy (no pun intended) mood, as I got a one of those damn "phishing" e-mails this morning - the second in as many weeks. I knew right off that both were bogus, but this morning I was so frustrated that I closed out my credit card account.
And now that my hand mixer is out in the garbage can, I've dug out the big KitchenAid mixer. It's sitting on my counter now...I don't feel like baking any damn oatmeal cookies. I told Husband he can either help me out or I'm going to get store bought after my haircut tonight.
I know, I know, the important thing here isn't whether or not I bake cookies, and thanks to my gut instincts about my credit card I've avoided possible fraud. But I'm still in a bad "anti-cookie" mood.
At least I got the bathrooms cleaned today, that's something accomplished.
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Love the pun. LOL. ;)
My mother in law used to make gingerbread cookies before she passed away.
I think gingerbread cookies should be fed to prisoners as a torture tactic. Oh, that's right, we don't do that torture thing because we're so friggin' nice.
If it makes you feel better, I was attempting Haloscan. Ya. Bad. I had comments where comments shouldn't have been.
But, at least I got some pre-made Pillsbury cookies made. Yeehaw.
Posted by: thirdee at December 22, 2005 04:14 PMBut as long as the cookies don't TASTE like turds, you are probably OK.
Posted by: Nancy at December 22, 2005 08:45 PMThe heck with the cookies. Get your hair done and enjoy yourself.
Posted by: junebee at December 22, 2005 08:52 PMThey don't taste like turds, although I don't know what a turd tastes like...!!! But really, despite how they look, the cookies are pretty good.
Posted by: GroovyVic at December 22, 2005 09:02 PM