December 30, 2005

Bad Mommy!

Son was getting ready to take a bath, you know, because he's going to that party tonight, and while he was going to bathe I was getting out his clothes. I'm in his room and I hear a thunk.

"Did ya fall in the tub?" I yelled.

"No! In the toilet! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" cried Son.

I ran into the bathroom, and I just lost it. There's Son, with his shirt off and his pants down, toilet water all over his torso.

"Are you hurt? Did you bump anything?" I asked between giggles.

Son assured me, amidst sobs, that he was fine. So while I guffawed and had some good belly laughs, I got his water started while he finished undressing.

I'm a rotton, evil mother, aren't I? I mean, my son falls into the toilet, and I'm laughing hysterically.