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January 12, 2006

It ain't just the Pill!

I've seen this on a couple other blogs out there, and now I've read an article about the Pill being linked to a loss of sex drive.

Yeah, well buddy, there are more reasons than the BC Pill. Try a smelly husband. You know what I mean, that specimen of man who, having a couple days off from work, spends his energies doing those things around the house that need to get done, but doesn't take 10 minutes or so to shower and shave. They then jump into bed with you at night, lookin' for love, and smelling like a barn and scratching you with whiskers. I don't know about you, but that does not melt my butter.

And let's not forget the children, those sweet little results of all that lovin'. Do I really need to to go into the ways they drain any kind of energy from us?

I'd like to take a moment here to salute those mothers who work outside the home. I couldn't do it, really, I could not, and I have nothing but respect for those women who do. I know when my mom got home from work she fell asleep on the couch within an hour of walking in the door...

Folks, I'm not even on the Pill and I have no desire whatsoever for nookie. I love my husband, but please, by the time the younglings have been tucked in I barely have the energy to brush my teeth! And it's hard to feel desirable when I think of myself as a Hefty bag with limbs.

You know what this is, don't you? It's just another thing to blame Bush for. See, he's "in bed" (ha ha) with the big drug companies...somehow, some way this will all be Bush's fault. You wait and see.

Seriously, though, let's not just blame the Pill here.

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Posted by Groovyvic at 06:49 AM | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)
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I know what you mean. I feel so fortunate I don't have to work. Funny, suddenly it's a status symbol to be a stay-at-home parent. Used to be, it was a status symbol to be a working mother. It meant your husband was forward-thinking enough not to expect you to stay home with the young'uns.

I blame Bush for my cat throwing up, the garbage collection being late and my carpal tunnel.

Posted by: junebee at January 12, 2006 10:27 AM

OMG you are so totally right with the smellin hubs. Mine is the same way. I actually have to ask him and I do it sweetly "Are you gonna take a shower tonight" well if he does he gets nookie and if not then I am too dam tired to do it lol.

Posted by: Anne at January 12, 2006 01:18 PM

I think we could start another blog about this.

Honestly, I thought I was strange. Nookie?

My husband thinks a splash of cologne does the trick. Uh, Yeah. Funny too. Anytime he is "in the mood" and wants to coax me, he puts it on. All the while I'm thinking, it's gonna take more than some Stetson to light my fire. It hasn't worked yet but he still does it. Poor fella'.

Hilarious post again Groovy.

Posted by: thirdee at January 12, 2006 05:31 PM