January 17, 2006

No Golden Globe blogging here

I did not watch the Golden Globes last night. Why? I checked the nominees, and I hadn't seen any of the movies or television shows that were nominated. Believe it or not, we don't get local channels (alphabet networks) on our satellite, and we only get the local NBC channel with the antenna....so basically I know nothing about "Desperate Housewives" or any of those other shows or "actors."

I did, however, watch some of the History Channel's Lincoln. All was well until that damn Lib Gore Vidal showed up. I got online at that point.

Back to the Globes...I heard Pam Anderson had hers on display, and that Mariah Carey's were oozing out of her dress. Oh big woo, what else is new? George Clooney...ugh, gross, asshat!

UPDATE: I hate to admit it, but after reading all the "livesnarking" that was posted last night, I wish I had seen the GG's...and I'm not referring to Drew Barrymore's bouncin' fun bags, either. WTF? My gawd, I hope she didn't run around, she'd give herself a black eye.

Gwyneth Paltrow? Sounds like she's following in that old whore's (Madonna's) footsteps and affecting a crappy accent. Puh-leeze!