January 27, 2006

Showin' off that lightsaber, huh?

This from my new favorite Munuvian site, Martinis, Persistence, and A Smile: Sienna Miller bounces back from Jude with Hayden Christensen.

Okay. Hayden's cute, I'll give him that. But Sienna? Girl, settle down for a while. First of all, Jude Law is a weeniefart who's losing his hair. You need to have some downtime, focus more on your work, less on your tingling genitalia.

Here's a thought to ponder, though: Is Christensen as stilted and wooden in bed as he was in Star Wars???

"I'm not the lover I should be. I want more..." Yikes!