February 08, 2006

Teen Stars

Anyone watching that Teen Star countdown thing on VH-1? I caught it last night, because, as usual, there was nothing better on.

So guess who is commenting alongside the likes of Donny (GV's original Swooner Dreamboat) Osmond, Tracey Gold, Deborah Gibson? That Lib...er, anti-military....er, weenie...er, um, "journalist" Joel Stein!

Dammit, VH-1! There is a world of bloggers who have nothing but memories to share about our childhoods. Why can't you juxtapose us with those former teen stars? Don't you think the public would rather hear opinions from "everyman" instead of "weenie man?"

But is it just because I'm older? Christopher Atkins in The Blue Lagoon with a dinner napkin around his groin...oh my.