February 21, 2006
Strippin' for Jesus
Hmmmm.
I'm at a loss. I don't know what to say about a stripping Christian.
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Gives a whole new meaning to "Laying on of hands..."
No, scratch that... Ummm...
"Greet the brethren with a holy kiss...."
Never mind. I'm already in "Booking my ticket to hell on Velocity" territory here....
Posted by: Brian B at February 21, 2006 09:23 AMI thought about sending this link to my Pastor, but I didn't know how he'd take it. Can you imagine the draw on Sunday morning???
Posted by: GroovyVic at February 21, 2006 11:37 AMYeah, I'm just afraid that when the offering is passed, people will try to stuff bills in the ushers' pants.
Posted by: Brian B at February 21, 2006 11:40 AM*shudder* Uck, wouldn't want to try that with the ushers in my church...
Posted by: GroovyVic at February 21, 2006 12:04 PMYeah, well, it does depend on the ushers. F'rinstance, what if "Swooner Dreamboat" was one of the ushers? LOL
Posted by: Brian B at February 21, 2006 12:18 PMI've seen Swooner Dreamboat nude so many times...it's not a big deal. Would I stuff money down his pants? Maybe...
Posted by: GroovyVic at February 21, 2006 03:24 PMHeck, I know if my ushers looked like the umm... laypersons... at that Stripper Ministry, MY tithing would go up....
Posted by: Brian B at February 21, 2006 04:40 PM