February 23, 2006

Trip to the Doctor

Ah, the things one sees when one goes to town.

I'm sitting at a stoplight, and I check my rear view mirror to see a K-Fed weenie wannabe sitting in his tricked out Cavalier. I muttered "Pull up a little closer, K-Fed, I don't think you can smell my ass yet."

Bad Groovy!

Then, as I'm navigating my way through narrow streets with cars parked on both sides in le Ville de Steuben I see yet another K-Fed goober, only this one is standing out in the middle of the road talking on his cellphone and staring at the jack under his car.

"Move your ass out of the road, Kevin Federline."

What the hell? Was he getting instructions on how to change his tire? Jackass.

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