February 24, 2006
It Was Bound to Happen
I walk out of my bathroom into my bedroom after my shower - completely naked - and guess what? Jehovah's Witnesses on my porch! Which happens to be right in front of my bedroom window!
Dammit.
I ran back into the bathroom and grabbed something out the hamper. When I peeked out, they were gone.
But it was bound to happen sometime. I wonder if they got an eyeful. Hopefully, if they did, it was enough to scare them off. Trust me, my birthday suit is not that attractive.
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I'm dyin' here. Too funny. :)
Posted by: thirdee at February 24, 2006 12:37 PMHee hee! I see those guys around here all the time. Our master bathroom window faces the street. How retarded is that? (Yeah, I knew that when we bought the house and we bought it anyway...). The Citizen is so funny, he closes the shade just to change from jeans into shorts. I just go into my walk-in closet or a blind corner of the bedroom. I'm way TOO lazy to walk over and close the shade!
Posted by: junebee at February 24, 2006 02:47 PMOnce, faced with this situation, I actually decided to open the door.
I didn't see them again for twenty-four years.
And I thought I had the ideal solution - telling them that I'm Jewish. Gettin' nakie would be so much easier and more truthful.
Posted by: Julie at February 25, 2006 09:45 PM