March 03, 2006
Say It Ain't So, I Beg You!
Two tidbits from Martinis, Persistence, and A Smile:
Be on the lookout for a sex tape featuring Jane Fonda and Ted Turner, along with some brunette woman. According to the description of said tape: "...the purported Fonda is allegedly wearing artificial equipment to pleasure the alleged Turner while he services the brunette...
*urp*
Sorry, I just vomited in my mouth. Excuse me... That one will clear your colon!
And in Brangelina news, among rumors that ArmPitt and JollyJolie are "secretly married" comes the news that Jolie wants to give birth to the pair's baby in Africa so the child will "have a 'kinship' with her adopted kids."
Pardon my French, but what a steaming pile of bullshit. Jay-sus Key-rhist, does that now mean that my kids have a "kinship" with the children in Erie, PA because that's where they were born???
Cripes, money and fame, wasted on the stupid.
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Was this really necessary?
I feel all icky after reading this.
Posted by: Brian B at March 3, 2006 10:39 AMYou know the saying: "Misery loves company."
Share the love, B, share the love!!!
Posted by: GroovyVic at March 3, 2006 10:46 AMI'm not sure about the Fonda and Turner shenanigans. I have no words.
Angelina and Brad are just fruitloops who probably won't make it to Christmas.
Posted by: thirdee at March 3, 2006 10:58 AMIt was Jane and Ted "sharing the Love" that made this mess in the first place.
Posted by: Brian B at March 3, 2006 11:30 AMTotally agree with the last statement! Money and fame most definitely wasted on the stupid!
And ewwww for the tape and the rest!
Sharing the love, eh? Uh huh. ;)
Posted by: thirdee at March 3, 2006 12:10 PM