March 15, 2006

You've Got to be Joking

Am I the only one who thinks the casting for the Dallas big screen adaptation is totally fooked up?

I mean, uck, JLo as SueEllen Ewing? John feckin' Travolta as J.R.? As one who spent many a Friday night watching that show in her youth, I can't think of worse casting. Cripes. Why not just throw me in there as Pam Ewing?

More movie crap: Ice Cube is going to star in the screen adaptation of Welcome Back Kotter. Seems like Hollywood is going to hell with a joke.

I guess we all knew this was coming. I have nothing against Ice Cube; I myself own an NWA album, but gawd, Kotter on the big screen?

Break out your whips and fedoras; there's a script for the Indiana Jones sequel.

I'll refrain from the "old fart" and wheelchair jokes here. But it's about friggin' time!

And finally, boo frikkin' hoo. Someone's got to lose, and who the hell wanted to watch "Bubble Boy" get it on with a dude anyway?

All info from Martinis, Persistence, and A Smile