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March 29, 2006

Snort Worthy

This is just one of the reasons I stopped selling MaryKay:

"The neighbors said those weapons, along with catlike stealth, have allowed Lewis to attack at least a half dozen people and ambush the Avon lady as she was getting out of her car."

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Posted by Groovyvic at 07:00 AM | Comments (6) | TrackBack (0)
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Too funny. :)

Posted by: thirdee at March 29, 2006 09:04 AM

Whoever wrote the article should have been horsewhipped by their editor. "Catlike" stealth? Of COURSE its stealth is catlike, IT'S A CAT!

Posted by: Brian B at March 29, 2006 11:38 AM

Wow, you hear of dogs attacking the meter reader but never cats.

Posted by: junebee at March 29, 2006 02:56 PM

Maybe he had issues! ha

Posted by: linda at March 29, 2006 08:32 PM

I love that kitty is on "house arrest"!

Posted by: Anna at March 29, 2006 08:48 PM

I have a 5-year-old, 25 pound Maine Coon cat (a rescue) who isn't vicious like the one described in the article, but he is VERY protective of me (the only love he has ever known). If people are in my home and either make me tense or upset me in any way, he very firmly grasps a pant leg in his fangs and starts tugging them toward the front door! I had a roommate for a couple of months that he REALLY hated, and he wouldn't even allow her in my room for any reason! I guess when you finally find love and security in your 4th home in 16 months, you appreciate it! And by the way, he is no lap cat but a more loving animal you would never find. He is even tolerant and affection toward the 18 month old Siamese kitten WE adopted, even when Timmy is driving him (Sammy) nuts!

Posted by: Gayle Miller at March 30, 2006 11:57 AM