April 28, 2006

So I'll call myself...

I've been pondering this name change all day.

Okay, not all day, but still...

In case you hadn't already guessed, I think Tom Cruise is batshit crazy. I've never liked him -never - so this loathing I have is nothing new. And let's face it, the best parts of Top Gun were those that involved the planes, Goose, and Ice.

But I've got to ask, where in the hell is the feckin' logic? I'm a child-bearing woman and I still want everyone to call me "Vicki." There is probably only one person, a long-time friend, who even calls me "Victoria." I don't know if I'd even answer to Victoria anymore.

So, by Cruise's line of thinking, should I have everyone refer to me as Victoria? Gawd, that would be weird; my mother doesn't even call me that!

Tom Cruise, you are a mental case.