June 07, 2006
Some advice for Jennifer Aniston
Jen, sweetheart, look. Guys don't like it when you blubber and wail over past relationships.
Trust me, Jen, while Vince may have told you it was okay to cry, deep down he probably thought "Jesus Christ, what the hell have I signed on for?"
And that business about "that could have been my baby" is just creepy. GET OVER IT. You've got Vince Frikkin' Vaughn right in front of you and you're weeping over Brad ArmPitt? Ugh, child, for someone so pretty you sure are an idiot.
Cry some more, go ahead. Do that and watch Vince run as fast and as far as he can!
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The whole thing with Vince is a sham anyways. I rolled over last night and asked her and she said that they are just friends. I'm down with that. I trust her. And this whole Brad Pitt business, well I can understand that. I'm still a bit broken up about Halle Berry dumping me...
Posted by: Hector Vex at June 10, 2006 04:23 PM