August 09, 2006
I saw something odd this morning while on my way home from the hospital.
I was driving along, la dee da, and coming in the opposite direction was a guy on a motorcycle.
Big woo, right?
Well, this guy pops a wheelie right there on the road! I mean, he maintained it for a good distance, too!
I glanced out my rearview mirror at him, still wheelie-ing, and said:
"That man is seriously overcompensating for a small penis."
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