August 18, 2006

Lies and Movies

Crayola is full of SH*T! Those Wonder Markers DO write on things other than that groovy paper. Daughter's quilt has a big, yellow mark on it from where she left her marker uncapped.

I know, why did she have them within reach in her bedroom? Well, because those fookin' markers aren't supposed to leave marks on fabric!

Bastards.

Speaking of lies and liars, I just watched Rumor Has It. You know, that movie with The Liar Jennifer "I'm NOT Engaged to Vince Vaughn" Aniston and that uber-puke Kevin Costner.

*urp*

Wait, sorry. It's just that, at the mention or sight of Kevin Costner....I threw up in my mouth a little.

Anyway. Okay. I was at Blockbuster and figured what the hell, so I rented it. Um, someone tell me why anyone would pass up Mark Ruffalo for *burp* Kevin Costner?

I hate to admit it, but I like Shirley MacLaine.

It takes place back in January 1997. So, for what ever stupidass reason, references were made to....BillyJeff. *burp* Will we ever have a movie set in the '90's that does NOT heap praise on that white trash?

Did I like it? Not especially. I'm glad I only rented it.