August 20, 2006

Mulletville

I have seen Hair-Do Hell, and it is right here in Ohio. Yes, there are still living and breathing human beings who still see The Mullet as a hair fashion statement.

I actually saw one kid, who couldn't have been more than ten years old, with what I'll call the "uber-mullet." His head was basically shaved, except for a long hank of hair in the back that was not only left long, but was permed.

Holy tail, Batman!

Where exactly did I see this fashion faux pas? Why, at the county fair, of course! Where else can you go and munch on cotton candy whilst taking in the most desirable folks in the county? Not to mention those hotties that run the rides.

Not.

They guy running the ferris wheel had no teeth. And the guy running the carousel had to shut it down because a bolt fell out, and he had no clue what it was for.

Needless to say, we spent most of our time down in the animal barns checking out the livestock.