September 24, 2006

We Got Mail

Oh, what fresh hell it is to live in the state of Ohio right now.

I've got Democrats calling me everyday, or trying to; I've started screening my phone calls, and thanks to our talking caller ID I know not to pick up the phone when I hear "Strategic Fundraising."

After answering it once and getting a pre-recorded message about voting Democrat I've learned my lesson.

On Friday, though, I made the mistake of answering the phone and actually got a live person telling me he was going to vote Democrat and so should I. I told him he just wasted 35 cents calling me.

Yesterday we got mail, addressed to "The Eiffel Family" (remember we've got that French last name) telling us to send a message to the Republicans and vote early by mail and blahblahblahblah.

Well, that particular piece of mail is going to line the garbage cans!

Hmmm...do the Dems really think I'm so disappointed in the Republicans that I'd actually listen to them?

Hello, DNC, hear my message: go piss up a rope.