November 02, 2006

Open Letter to a Dumbass

Dear Speed Demon,

Thank you for not running over my son and I this morning while I was walking him across the road to get on the bus.

Apparently the big, yellow bus with the flashing red lights and stop sign were invisible to you. I refuse to believe that the sun was in your eyes; anyone could have spotted such a large vehicle STOPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD! Not to mention the big, red Tahoe that was sitting at the end of my driveway, that you undoubtedly see every morning as you motor down the road.

After speaking briefly with Son's busdriver, I learned that she was unable to get your license number. Trust me, driver of a purple Dodge Neon, I will get your number.

Son and I were lucky that we were just starting to step off the cross the road; another few steps and we would be mincemeat.

You are an asshole, and I can only hope the Ohio Highway Patrol busts your sorry ass for speeding.

Dumbass!

Sincerely,

GroovyVic
A very pissed-off mother