November 21, 2006

Oh Dry Up!

Scarlett is shooting off her mouth. And it isn't even the Scarlett that I like.

Scarlett Johannson is all pissy with President Bush because of his conservative views on s-e-x. According to Scarlett, she gets tested for HIV twice a year.

Um, yeah, so does Husband. It's called the military. And I've had my share of tests, too. (All negative, thankew.)

Johannson also says:

"We are supposed to be liberated in America but if our President had his way, we wouldn't be educated about sex at all. Every woman would have six children, and we wouldn't be able to have abortions."

I guess Scarlett's mother never sat her down and told her about the facts of life and personal responsibility. And when did the President say he wanted to make birth control illegal? I don't recall that; abortions shouldn't be used as birth control.

Oh wait, I'm one of those conservative Christians who actually takes into account the results of my actions! Stupid me!

Scarlett, I don't care if you were in a movie with Swooner Dreamboat. You're a twit.