January 17, 2007

My Inner Brenda

Look here, Renee Zellweger, keep your constipated looking, faux-Brit accent, fraudulent marriage self away from Dylan McKay!

Yes, yes, I know, this is yesterday's news, but still. While I have enjoyed those Bridget Jones movies and may even see that bunny movie she's in with Swooner Dreamboat, there is something about this girl I cannot stand.

Therefore, since she's "dating" my favorite resident of the 90210 zip code, I am channeling my inner Brenda Walsh and getting super bitchy and overly dramatic about this:

"I hate you both! Never speak to me again!"