February 04, 2007

Home!

Yeah, it's Sunday morning, 8:49 a.m., and I'm still in my jammies.

"But GroovyVic! You're supposed to be ready to go to church!"

You'd be right, except that Daughter is sick and didn't sleep well last night. I opted to stay home with her instead of forcing Her Royal Snottiness on the other kids in Children's Church.

The kicker is I was supposed to work the nursery today and, well, now I can't!

Soooo, here I sit, until such time as I venture out into the bitter cold to get my "special diet" food. You know, every fat-free and no-taste thing I can find at Kroger. Oh yeah, and I have to pick up Son from a birthday party.

And I want to throw this out to you: Tyra Banks supposedly weighs 161. So do I. Does that make me fat?

"Kiss my fat ass!"

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