February 08, 2007
Say It Isn't So!
There may be a big screen version of...wait for it...wait for it...
But! This version may star...wait for it...Tom "You're Glib!" Cruise.
Tom, I've got just one thing to say. You're no Shaun Cassidy. Or Parker Stevenson, for that matter. What are you going to do, jump on the couch when you solve a mystery? Please, don't tell me you'll cast Kat(i)e as Nancy Drew.
This just speaks volumes about Hollywood's total lack of good ideas.
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Did you see South Park's parodying of the Hardy Boys? "I'm getting a clue." "I'm getting raging clue too."
It was a riot!
Mr. Mackey gets the Hardy boys to investigate who...um...left a 'dook' in a urinal.
Posted by: David Drake at February 8, 2007 07:25 PMGag! The Hardy Boys are supposed to be BOYS, not narcissistic, 40-something egomaniacs!
Posted by: Anna at February 9, 2007 01:27 AMYeah, I did see that South Park episode. If Cruise is going to be in the movie version, that's exactly how it should be done!
Posted by: GroovyVic at February 9, 2007 06:31 AM