February 11, 2007

Oh Well, Whatever, Nevermind

Church today. Yep, we went, with the exception of Husband, who has to work today.

The day got off to a rough start when, as I was getting the younglings dressed, Son yells "Look at that!" and there's a coyote, I swear, running down our driveway. In my haste to get to the phone to tell Husband, I stubbed my toe on one of the bar stools and...

"Ouch! F**k! Motherf**ker! Son of a f**k!"

Probably not the most appropriate words to scream right before church, but it hurt!

And the piggie who stayed home is broken.

Once at church, it was my unhappy duty to run the PowerPoint presentation. All went well, for the most part, until I tried to use the remote and it didn't work! It wasn't until I placed a frantic call to Husband that I found out there were no batteries in the remote.

Dammit!

All was remedied after I humiliated myself in front of everyone. I wasn't paying attention at one point and advanced the slides, only to find that I wasn't supposed to. Whooooops!

Oh well. Whatever. Nevermind.