April 24, 2007

GARDYLOO!

"All I wanna do...."

Is wipe my bum!

So, Sheryl Crow wants us to use one square of potty paper, huh?

Hmmm. Okay, this tells me only one thing: she's in cahoots with the folks who make antibacterial handsoap. Yep, she's going to singlehandedly (!!!) send handsoap prices through the roof.

Either that or she's suddenly adopted the Arabic way of wiping her bum.

Needless to say, I wouldn't shake her hand.

What's "gardyloo"?

Gardlyloo. (gär' dè lòò'). interj. (a cry formerly used in Scotland to warn pedestrians when slops were about to be thrown from an upstairs window.) [Anglicized form of F gare (de) l'eau beware of the water]