June 08, 2007

Snort Worthy

Paris is back in the slammer.

"It's not right!" she apparently shouted.

What's not right? That you're going to be held to the same standards as (gasp!) regular people? That your money couldn't buy you out of this one?

And what's this "medical condition" everyone keeps mentioning? It must not be too bad, if she could be out drinking all the time.

Cry, cry, Paris. Welcome to the real world.

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