August 30, 2007

Oh, Go Stick Your Finger In It

John Edwards wants me to give up La Tahoe.

Hey John! Why don't you go stick your thumb up your butt!!

Let me put it this way, you hand me, oh say, $45K so I can get a new vehicle and we'll talk. Or better yet, let me have a personal driver so he can navigate the winding, hairpin turns and hills of the OH Valley. And get me up my steep, 1200 ft. driveway when it's icy.

Or....I can take a page from the Left's handbook and start yelling about my civil liberties!!! Don't tell me what to drive, hate-monger!!!

Go get a haircut, ya turd.

P.S. Don't f*ck with a pre-menstrual mommy!