September 05, 2007

Thank Heaven For Little Girls

Hey Scott Baio!! Remember when you sang that song on Happy Days??

Wah, wah, wah!

Anyhoo, he's gonna have a girl.

Which brings up an interesting question: what's he gonna name it? I mean, what name could he possibly use, after being with all those women, that won't have some unpleasant memory attached to it?

Well, good luck, Scott Baio, that's all I have to say. My own daughter is, at almost four-years-old, the biggest drama queen I've ever seen.

Oh yeah, Scott? Keep your lech friend Johnny V the hell away from your daughter, mmkay?

Thankew Martinis, Persistence, and A Smile for the link.

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