December 07, 2007

Jack Black Has A Big Booty

I'm not really all that fond of Jack Black. I think the pivotal moment came when he hosted the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards and made those uber-annoying commercials that played constantly whilst my children were watching Spongebob.

(Any possible exception me may earn in my "celeb appreciation book" could be gained, however slightly, but his role in High Fidelity.)

Anyway....yeah....

It would seem that Jack Black is a has a big ass.

I'm not criticizing his trunk, oh no. I'm the last person to do that. I just think that if your gut is so big that you can't see your feet, perhaps doing a nude scene of any kind would be, you know, out of the question.