December 11, 2007

More Money Than Brains

Jennifer Lopez is out baby shopping.

Big whoop.

My question is this: why do these celebs spend so damn much money on baby buggies, clothes, bedding, on babies?

I'm sure embroidered linens from France are simply lovely, but when it's 2:30 in the morning and your baby gets the "Hershey's squirts" all over those lovely linens, you're gonna be kicking yourself for not buying a damn sheet at the Wal-Mart that you can toss in the Maytag on "hellishly hot."

*shakes head in wonder*

Yeah, I know, celebs have nannies! Well, then, the nanny is going to be cursing whilst he/she rinses poo out of the sheets.

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