January 20, 2008

My Feet Are Warm

I can feel the heat; I'm getting closer to Hell.

This morning in church, I said something I shouldn't have.

See, the sound system was being set up, and one of the guys hit a note on the piano. Well, the sound system worked a little too well, as it was an eardrum piercing note.

Everybody jumped and I yelled "DAMN!"

Fortunately no one really heard me, except for my friend who was sitting right behind me.

But I swore in church!

Shame!