February 16, 2008

Let's Call It An Extended Holiday Season

Dammit!

I'm gaining weight!

Well, I have been indulging in crap more than usual. I mean, yesterday alone I consumed enough calories for at least three days (damn you Olive Garden and your tiramisu).

In my mind I justify it thusly: for me the holidays begin with the sweeties at Halloween and end with my Boston Creme Pie on my birthday. A useful and selfish excuse, to be sure, but still it makes me feel better.

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