May 15, 2008

Blabber Mouths

Ugh. Once again Angelina Jolie is the only woman in the world to ever have a child, and now she's going to squeeze out two.

Twins! Like she's the first woman to deliver twins? Wake me up when she goes all Duggar and has, like, 18 of the little ankle biters. The natural way too, no adoption.

And what the fork is up with all these "celebrities" blabbing about her uterine capacity and due date?

*giggling evilly* Ha bloody ha, Angelina. August 19?

Gawd. I'd like to smack old Dustin Hoffman in the schnoze just for the smarmy look on his face in this picture.

Giggle:

What's next: Lucy Lui discussing her latest pap smear results?

I concur.

Thankew Hollywood Offender

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