June 02, 2008

It's Monday

Yeah, I should have known this would be a crap day when the bus was fifteen effing minutes late picking up Son. I was just about to tell him to climb back in La Tahoe and buckle up when the bus finally arrived.

Not that Son was complaining, he doesn't want to go to school today because of the annual Hillbilly Olympics today. Don't ask; apparently it has something to do with our proximity to Appalachia. Yeah, let's brag about that, shall we?

So anyhoo, the morning hasn't improved, and I was just heard yelling "BUTT DIMPLES!" because the dad-gum Internets are slower than hell and it's pissing me off because WHY THE HELL am I paying for "high speed" Internets when the forking thing hardly feckin' moves?

Damn you, al-Gore.

Now you'll have to excuse me, as I have to scrap cement-like egg yolk off my best frying pan and spatula.

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