August 04, 2005

It's Official...

...Britney Spears is an idiot.

I always take what I read over at The Superficial with a grain of salt, but somehow I don't doubt that Britney Spears wants to name her child Charlie after Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

She couldn't use a family name, or even find a unique name in a baby book. Nope, old Cheeto head has to take a name from a Johnny Depp movie. I guess we should be thankful she didn't fall in love with the name "Edward Scissor Hands." Dope.

And speaking of dopes, who in the hell would want a "Kevin Federline Jr." running around? I'm sure there is one somewhere already; that dirtbag has probably planted more seeds than Johnny Appleseed.

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