February 20, 2006

More Madonna "news"

I love to pick on celebrities because they always act like they're the end all-be all and their poo doesn't stink.

The latest on Madonna/Madge/Esther/Old Whore is that she's addicted to oxygen.

Judging from the pictures I've seen of OW lately, she'd be better off becoming addicted to a hairstylist. Lately her hair screams "THIRD GRADE!" to me...because I recall wearing my hair this way...in third grade...in 1978.

But, um, uh....aren't we all addicted to oxygen?

Can you say "crock of crap?" I know that you can...

News courtesy of Martinis, Persistence, and A Smile