August 03, 2006
Why in the hell did someone think up the Stretch Hummer? Aren't the regular ones bad enough?
I had the unfortunate experience of getting stuck behind a stretch Hummer while on my way home from Dollar General this morning. The whole time I'm driving I'm wondering just how much gas that thing hogs on an average trip, why in the hell someone was riding in one on a Thursday morning, and what was it doing out in the boonies?
Well, the really great (??) part was when the Hummer was going to make a left turn. The stupid bastard driving that monstrosity didn't have enough room to make the turn, so he had to back up... blah blah blah ... and I almost get rear-ended by someone who wasn't paying attention, and apparently didn't see all my brake lights lit up.
So, my question to you is: why? Why stretch Hummers? After this, I don't want to hear one word about my having La Tahoe.
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Aren't those things ridiculous?! Here's what's even funnier...they can't make right turns!posted by Anna at August 3, 2006 11:04 AM
So that is why it took the stretch Hummer driver so long to make a left. At least he could make it since, according to Anna, he definitely could not make a right!
The mileage is made even poorer if they have to make 3 lefts to equal a right turn.posted by junebee at August 3, 2006 07:29 PM
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