October 05, 2006

Donate!

No, not to me, although if you'd like to donate to me, my hand is always out!

The university I graduated from just called me, looking for a donation for the new science center that's being built. I wasn't aware that the existing one was bad, but yeah, they're putting up a new one.

The chick that called (she couldn't have been older that twenty, the tart) had the nerve to ask me if I remembered the science center!!!

Uh, yeah, dumbass, I do. I had classes there...and I think I threw up behind it on my way home from a fraternity party.

I didn't donate any money, because 1) she pissed me off with that comment; 2) I haven't even been donating to the Republicans lately, so my alma mater isn't seeing a dime from me.

Do I remember the science center...dumbass!