December 27, 2006

Headlines

So I open up Google News this morning to find out that former President Gerald Ford has passed away. The man lived to be 93, there's something pretty good in that, don't you think?

Then I scan down to read this:

"Hundreds of Iraqis Apply to be Hangman"

Hmm...wonder why? I told Husband I'd be more than willing to tighten the noose around that bastard's neck.

And one good reason I'm glad I'm in my mid-30's (on the downward slide towards 40):

"Heartburn drugs raise risk of hip fractures"

In people over the age of 50, that is. Damn Prevacid!!! Damn acid reflux!!!