February 18, 2007

Hey, Cueball!

Since the world seems transfixed by Britney Shears....uh, Spears...shaving her head (and Howard K. Stern is doing a dance of glee now that media focus has shifted from him for a while), let me say this about that.

Britney obviously has issues. I can't help but thinking that having done the dirtydirty with K-Fed must have scrambled her noggin somehow (one too many boinks on the headboard, Brit?).

But think of the savings! All those hair products she won't need, the styling tools, the hair colors....I applaud her bravery in doing something I've wanted to do for years, yet haven't had the guts to do...gray roots, ya know.

All kidding aside, though, Brit, get your ass the hell out of Hollyweird before Tom Cruise swoops in. You've got two babies to think about! Forget the career for a moment and focus on you.