May 04, 2007
That's All I Have to Say About That
So, Paris Hilton is having her day in court and may face jail time.
Huh.
She must really think that her money is going to work wonders for her, right? I mean, how stupid can she be?
Speaking only for myself, I'd do anything I could to get my license back. But then, I wouldn't be (caught) driving drunk in the first place!
When I was in college, I got busted for underage drinking on campus. Ooooh! Yes! Vic drinks! Anyhoo, I had to go to an "alcohol education" class or I'd get kicked out of school.
Hmmmm. Tough decision!
I went, my record was expunged, and I got to stay in school. And best of all, my mother never knew a thing about it. Look, if I was going to get kicked out of school it was going to be for something a lot worse than having a few Mickey Big Mouths on hand.
So now Paris faces something a lot worse than getting kicked out of school. She could go to jail! Well, she buttered her bread, now she has to sleep in it.
That's all I have to say about that.
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Um, you drank Mickey's? The green-bottled malt liquor Mickey's? In the green bottle shaped like a barrel or keg? Sheesh. I haven't seen nor thought of those hangover-inducing instruments of torture in years and years. :)
If Hilton goes to jail, she'll just parlay the experience into another "reality" show that will enlarge her already ample fortune. You can't get ahead on these trust fund idjits, because the maroons who drive "popular culture" are willing to pay money to see and hear about these no-talents.
Posted by: skh.pcola at May 4, 2007 07:28 PMYes, I imbibed Mickey's several times.
And since desperate financial times call for desperate measures, I also had heapin' helpings of Schlitz and Blatz.
Posted by: GroovyVic at May 5, 2007 06:48 AM