September 01, 2007

What'll I Do?

Now that Daughter will be starting preschool next week, the question I've been hearing quite often is "What will you do with yourself?"

Really, what a stupid question.

The better question is: what won't I do?

How about finally being able to clean the toilets without hearing "Mom I gotta POOOOOP!" or vacuuming without being yelled at that no one can hear Spongebob.

Better still, how about grocery shopping alone and not dragging home all those cookies and fruit snacks that my kids insist on sneaking in to the cart. Or making a Wal-Mart running early in the morning alone.

Give me a break, Daughter will only be gone until lunch time, so it isn't even like I have a great big chunk of time to fart around in.

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