September 25, 2007

It's Been A While

Sorry for not posting for the past couple of days. I've been feeling like poo, again, what else is new?

So, here's a few things I've picked up in the past few days:

Certain people (the pastor's wife) think they're OJ Simpson. Seriously, who really wears those visor things anymore?

And I can still hide in plain sight pretty well, as I hid from said visor wearer when we saw her in town Saturday.

I guess, seeing as how I have no discernible "spiritual gifts," I have been relegated to babysitter at church. I WAS NOT very happy or in a very Christian mood after that experience, trust me. The conspiracy theorist in me is starting to think they don't want me mixing with adults.

I really don't like Grace Kelly. I rented High Society over the weekend, and while I love Bing Crosby and Frank Sinatra (I was born too late; I would have made a great bobby-soxer screaming for Frankie), I cannot stand Grace Kelly. Bleh.

You ask, Vic, why did you rent it, then? Because it's the musical version of The Philadelphia Story, one of my most favorites. I mean, the main character was written for Katharine Hepburn! And who can beat Jimmy Stewart?

Soldiers are dishonest, according to some "comics."

Technically, Husband isn't a soldier (he's an airman), but does that make him dishonest too? What. Evah. I'm just glad I never got sucked into 24, because now I have nothing to give up.

There are no gay people in Iran! Imagine! Well, as Brit Hume stated last night, President Whateverthehellhisnameis killed them all.

That's....that's it, I guess. I would love to stay and chat, but the toilets need to be cleaned.

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