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October 29, 2007

Snort Worthy

From Husband:

YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN IF...

...You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

...You own a $300 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

...You have more wives than teeth.

...You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

...You've ever opened a can of falafel with a mortar round.

...You've ever had your camel repossessed.

...You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

...You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.

...You've ever been asked, "Does this burka make me look fat?"

...You've felt the urge to "rub her out" after seeing a woman's exposed ankle.

...You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

...You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."

...You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

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Posted by Groovyvic at 08:44 AM | Comments (1)
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Funny one! I missed the meeting I told you about last week. I am working two jobs right now trying to get my dad's funeral paid for and it completely slipped my mind. I remembered at about 9 that night! Did you make it? How did it go? I think our current school board sucks. I see that Karen Taylor is in support of Larry Crow, I don't know anything about him but if the current school board wants him in, he must be willing to be in cahoots with them. I don't make it to any of the meetings, I just read the nonsense in the newspaper and on channel 9. They all come off looking like clowns in my opinion. I don't know...I also kinda think that if the biggest issue is health insurance, $25 a month for family doesn't sound bad to me! my husband works for the state and our family insurance is over $130 a month...Let me know please

Posted by: Heather at October 29, 2007 11:06 AM